Armas Bajo Control

xeddieizzardx @ 2006-09-06T23:42:00

2006-09-06T22:41:49Z

Here we are, Angie...oooh! and there's a few for Pam, Gwen Stefani.
These are my favourite ladies...and I threw some of Billie into that same category (as much as was allowed.)
Adie!

                                                                                   Lucky girl
Here she is, in all her glory...with the bit on the side(some of you will hate me for saying that.)




Sorry It's all blurring guys...but it's their pad!

Gwen/ Shakira

And woah! Jessica Alba and Anastacia!
Sin City!!!

I hope you're all sweating like mad!
One final one...my favourite!

See ya!

xeddieizzardx @ 2006-09-06T00:06:00

2006-09-05T23:05:53Z

Hi guys (really quick),
It's now about 00:00, so it's just turned to Wednesday, now.
I have school starting Wednesday!!!
OMG!!! It's my last year of school, oh fuck, and we leave early year 11(the year i'm in, now) in May!!!
We leave early! So then we have to study at home for GCSE's from then on, then get called back in for whatever exams.
I finished my History Coursework, I'm not sure if it's good enough, but I can't write essays that well, and can't get everything to fit in...oh god!
Kill me, guys!
I gotta go, see ya!!!

xeddieizzardx @ 2006-09-02T22:19:00

2006-09-02T21:19:24Z

I'm scared, my babies!

I just read squishycool's fic, 'Disease'!
It prompted me to look up 'cure for homosexuality?' and I was alarmed at this stupid bloke: Stephen Bennett (the articles under the hyperlink.) You reckon that I could campaign against this sort of things as one of my Activistic things?
Of course this man's theory doesn't seem to work on me, but I'm scared from other accounts, and I'm frightened I'll lose my right and I'll be dragged into therapy or a lab, what ever they decide in the future.
Mum recorded me something about San Francisco on the history channel, I know that San Francisco would stop the 'cure' being made compulsory...that makes me wonder if the people that want a cure then are the ones that don't care for Global Warming risks. Which brings me to my next point: You realise, guys, if it takes hold, that's the gorgeous Bay Area gone! And the place I live now (Weston-super-Mare) as well as Wales and many other places. I don't want to lose the Bay Area, the history amongst many other things are to precious to lose.
*stands on rooftops and screams "I'm the son of rage and love"* Hope you're proud of me Billie Joe, I released all that built up anger and shit i've had to put up with; nagging in my head it's been.
I wish I could get the world to listen and stop this nonsense!
*huffs*

xeddieizzardx @ 2006-09-02T04:09:00

2006-09-02T03:09:14Z

Hey, guys.
Life's back on track...
I'm gonna start doing all my homework and coursework and shit first hand-off so I can get on with important things in life:

Writing
Bass
Last but not least! ACTIVISM!!!

So I'm gonna put some of my effort into doing my History and my CV, Personal Statement and so fourth...
I'll do it all, revise It all and finally take my GCSE's and theeeeen...SAN FRANCISCO: HERE I COME!
What a wonderful cheerful place!
Guys, Watch out for Oakland; the murders have doubled(and more) since last year!
OMG! I've just looked at the news: http://abclocal.go.com/kgo/story?section=local&id=4518703
Talk about in-humane! FUCK YOU, RON DELLUMS!(666) You fucking get you ass back from holiday and sort this mess out...Sort a Gun and Knife Amnesty in the area, for god sake do something proactive, Oakland!

Guys? You think the American Embassy will let me in? I mean do I have anything to offer your great country (or at least it was, until that fat alcoholic pig started ruling like a fascist, under a democratic alias.)

xeddieizzardx @ 2006-08-31T22:07:00

2006-08-31T21:07:07Z

[ .001. ] first name: Amber
[ .002. ] middle name: Louise
[ .003. ] last name: Farrow
[ .004. ] nickname(s): Bambi, ALF, Haushinka
[ .005. ] sex: Undecided Male/Female, not sure.
[ .006. ] age: 15
[ .007. ] birthday: April 10th
[ .008. ] height: 5' 1"
[ .009. ] hair color: Brown-Black
[ .010. ] eye color: Brown
[ .011. ] race: Caucasian/Hispanic
[ .012. ] do you wear glasses or contacts: None
[ .013. ] do you have braces: Nope
[ .014. ] is your hair long or short: In between.
[ .015. ] where were you born: Nuneaton, Warwickshire, England
[ .016. ] current location: Weston-super-Mare, North Somerset, England
[ .017. ] zodiac sign: Aries
[ .018. ] how many languages do you know: Fluently: Spanish and English; Discontinued: French, Portuguese & German; Started Learning: Thai, (Mandarin) Chinese, Russian, Welsh & Italian.
[ .019. ] nationality: Irish/Spanish/English
[ .020. ] bad habits: I don't wanna say
[ .021. ] piercings you have: One in each ear and Navel
[ .022. ] piercings you want: Lip
[ .023. ] tattoos you have: None
[ .024. ] tattoos you want: A nice E.B.P.M on my upper arm
[ .025. ] today's date: August 31th, 2006
[ .027. ] ready for a bunch more questions: Um, okay.

-----FAMILY-----
[ .028. ] mother's name: Janis
[ .029. ] father's name: Ronald
[ .030. ] step-parent's names: Non-existent
[ .031. ] brother(s)'s name(s): James
[ .032. ] sister(s)'s name(s): Non-existent
[ .033. ] favorite aunt: My American One: Stefnee
[ .034. ] favorite uncle: Uncle Andrew
[ .035. ] favorite grandparent: I only have one left and I only met one...So Nanna Vera
[ .037. ] do you get along with your parents: Fuck off
[ .038. ] Does anyone in your family understand you?: Nope - hardly anyone does.

-----PETS-----
[ .039. ] do you have any pets: Yes, one
[ .040. ] what are their names: Hermione
[ .041. ] what kind of animals are they: CAT!

-----SCHOOL-----
[ .042. ] are you still in school: Yes
[ .043. ] did you drop out: In England you can't
[ .044. ] current GPA, or last GPA you got: I don't know what the F*beep* they are.
[ .045. ] favorite grade: Year 11
[ .046. ] least favorite grade: Year 9
[ .047. ] favorite teacher(s): My Tutor: Mr O'dwyer
[ .048. ] least favorite teacher(s): Mr Reid
[ .049. ] favorite subject(s): Drama/Music/Citizenship/English/Spanish
[ .050. ] do/did you buy lunch or bring it: Both over different years
[ .051. ] play any sports on the school's team: Nope, tried to avoid them at all costs.
[ .052. ] do/did you do any extracurricular activities: I started self-teaching myself Spanish since 11 years old, does that count?
[ .053. ] favorite dance: Doesn't happen in England
[ .054. ] favorite memory: um, can't think of one
[ .055. ] least favorite dance: Doesn't happen in England to have memories
[ .056. ] least favorite memory: ICT once after counselling
[ .057. ] most humiliating moment: Dunno

-----FAVORITES-----
[ .058. ] number: 3, 13
[ .059. ] clothing brand: Adeline and Zara
[ .060. ] shoes: Converse
[ .061. ] saying: So Yeah....
[ .062. ] tv show: QI
[ .064. ] vegetable: Pepper
[ .065. ] fruit: Starfruit
[ .066. ] movie: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
[ .067. ] actor(s): Steve Punt, Hugh Dennis, Chow Yun Fat
[ .068. ] actress(es): Ziyi Zhang
[ .069. ] candy: Rellenitos, Conguitos
[ .070. ] scent: Petrol, My Duvet, Agua: de Agatha
[ .071. ] candy bar: Twirl
[ .072. ] ice cream flavor: Strawberry, Coffee
[ .073. ] colors: Black, Red, Indigo (Not Purple; very precisely)
[ .074. ] season: Autumn
[ .075. ] holiday: Halloween
[ .076. ] rapper: What? uhh of Kanye West
[ .077. ] type of music: Funk (Yes, I mean Funk, it's not a mistype or Punk-Rock
[ .078. ] thing in your room: My Computer
[ .079. ] place(s) to be: My Room, Out of England (I suppose)
[ .080. ] radio station: CLASSIC FM!
[ .081. ] tv channel: UKTV Gold
[ .082. ] junk food: Crisps
[ .083. ] overall food: Chilli con Carne
[ .084. ] store: Bewitched
[ .085. ] shoe brand: Converse
[ .086. ] fast food: Miss Millies or Subway
[ .087. ] restaurant: Forharma or Sea Palace
[ .088. ] shape: Square
[ .089. ] time of day: Night!
[ .090. ] country: U.S.A/Spain/Ireland/Wales
[ .091. ] state: California - San Andreas Fault. ok, or Nevada - Area 51. I CAN'T CHOOSE!
[ .092. ] boys name: Eddie
[ .093. ] girls name: Cristina
[ .094. ] mall: Cribbs Causeway
[ .095. ] video game: Tekken 5 or GTA: San Andreas (jeje, dare you ask why?)
[ .096. ] shampoo: don't really have one.
[ .097. ] board game: Battleships
[ .098. ] computer game: Bejewelled
[ .099. ] car: Seat Altea
[ .100. ] music video: Hips Don't Lie
[ .101. ] swear word: FUCK
[ .102. ] word: Estrella
[ .103. ] month: October
[ .104. ] cartoon character: Batfink
[ .105. ] scary movie: Queen of the damned - ok, so it's not scary, more like sexy, but it's the scariest thing i've watched.
[ .106. ] team: San Francisco Giants
[ .107. ] possession: Bass Guitar

--What's the first thing that comes to mind when you hear--
[ .108. ] eminem: Snot finger - me and dads joke
[ .109. ] dog: Scooby Doo
[ .110. ] hot: Shakira
[ .111. ] britney spears: Red-neck bitch
[ .112. ] nsync: losers
[ .113. ] real world: U.S.A
[ .114. ] orange: Eddie Izzard - Definite Article
[ .115. ] choice: Religion
[ .116. ] banana: Circle - Eddie Izzard
[ .117. ] corn: dog
[ .118. ] black: cat
[ .119. ] mush: mushy peas
[ .120. ] stars: constellations
[ .121. ] linkin park: Screaming
[ .122. ] jack: osbourne (the name of one of my friends at school)
[ .123. ] rainbow: gay pride
[ .124. ] cherry: the band Chicago
[ .125. ] cucumber: James Martin
[ .126. ] shark: Jaws
[ .127. ] lifehouse: *puzzlement*
[ .128. ] bat: batfink
[ .129. ] leather: straps
[ .130. ] whip: QI
[ .131. ] american: accent
[ .132. ] water: thirst *drools*
[ .133. ] volcano: Mt Teide

-----This or that-----
[ .134. ] linkin park or limp bizkit: LINKIN PARK
[ .135. ] tool or korn: Fuck off
[ .136. ] selena or Jennifer Lopez: J-lo
[ .137. ] hot or cold: cold
[ .138. ] winter or summer: Winter
[ .139. ] spring or fall: Fall/Autumn
[ .140. ] shakira or Britney: OH GOD! SHAKIRA!
[ .141. ] icp or eminem: Fuck off
[ .142. ] Marilyn Manson or Rob Zombie: None
[ .143. ] kittie or garbage: GARBAGE.
[ .144. ] MTV or vh1: vh1
[ .145. ] buffy or angel: buffy
[ .146. ] Kenan And Kel or Gilmore girls: Kenan and Kel, god I wish I could see that again.
[ .147. ] football or basketball: BASEBALL
[ .148. ] summer Olympics or winter Olympics: I don't like the Olympics
[ .149. ] skiing or snowboarding: snowboarding
[ .150. ] rollerblading or skateboarding: skateboarding
[ .151. ] black or white: black
[ .152. ] orange or red: Red
[ .153. ] yellow or green: Green
[ .154. ] purple or pink: Purple
[ .155. ] slipknot or mudvayne: Eeeeeeeeeew.
[ .156. ] hot topic or PACsun: Hot Topic
[ .157. ] inside or outside: outside
[ .158. ] weed or alcohol: alcohol
[ .159. ] cell phone or pager: cell/mobile phone
[ .160. ] pen or pencil: Pencil
[ .161. ] powerpuff girls or Charlie's angels: Charlie's Angels
[ .162. ] Scooby doo or dino: Scooby doo
[ .163. ] dragon ball z or pokemon: Pokémon
[ .164. ] star wars or star trek: Star Trek - Influence from my bro at early age.
[ .165. ] tattoos or piercing: tattoos
[ .166. ] prep or punk: Punk
[ .167. ] dog or cat: cat!

-----Private life-----
[ .168. ] do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend: None - looking for a gal *wriggles eyebrows suggestively*
[ .169. ] do you have a crush: *nods*
[ .170. ] do you love anyone right now: Yes, completely.
[ .171. ] have you ever been in love: Yep
[ .172. ] how many hearts have you broken: None according to Ant.
[ .173. ] how many people broke your heart: One
[ .174. ] best quote to sum up love: It's like a box of chocolates, when it starts it's tasty...when it gets to the end it can leave a damn right bitter taste in the mouth
[ .178. ] do you have a picture of yourself: yeah
[ .179. ] please post it if you do: do I HAVE to? No, I don't want to.
[ .180. ] do you go by looks or personality: Both
[ .181. ] ever kiss a friend: yeah
[ .182. ] are you still friends: nah...she was one of the nasty group that dismissed me.
[ .183. ] do you smoke: Nope
[ .184. ] do you do drugs: Alcohol
[ .185. ] beer good or beer bad: I'll drink it

-----Would you ever-----
[ .186. ] bungee jump: No
[ .187. ] sky dive: Yeah
[ .188. ] swim with dolphins: no
[ .189. ] scuba dive: YEAH!
[ .190. ] go rock climbing: I've done it
[ .191. ] eat poop for $1,000,000: FUCK OFF
[ .192. ] turn your back on your friends for personal gain: Never.
[ .193. ] steal a friend's boyfriend/girlfriend: Only after they recently split up - I have done
[ .194. ] cross-dress: I do that on a daily basis
[ .195. ] lie to the police: Most likely
[ .196. ] lie to your parents: Oh, I have
[ .197. ] walk up to a stranger and kiss them: Yeah
[ .198. ] be an exotic dancer: Sure, if anyone wants to see my ugly shape
[ .199. ] walk out of a restaurant without paying: sounds tempting
[ .200. ] streak: no

-----Have you ever-----
[ .201. ] flashed someone: no
[ .202. ] told the person you liked how you felt: yeah
[ .203. ] been to Michigan: What? Why there in particular? OK if ya must know, i've never been to anywhere in America, let alone there.
[ .204. ] gotten really REALLY wasted: nah
[ .205. ] gone to jail or juvi: NO!
[ .206. ] skateboarded: Tried
[ .207. ] skinny dipped: IN ENGLAND?! you've gotta be kiddin'
[ .208. ] stolen anything: Yeah
[ .209. ] wanted to kick my butt for making this so long: Oh, believe me, I wanna do alot more
[ .210. ] kicked someone's butt: Yeah
[ .211. ] pegged someone in the head with a snowball: huh?
[ .212. ] broke a mirror: Yep
[ .213. ] gotten into a bar, under-age?: YES!
[ .214. ] kissed someone of the same sex: They're the only things I've ever kissed
[ .215. ] gone on a road trip: I-I don't know what there are-
[ .216. ] gone on vacation without adult supervision: Nope, too young.
[ .217. ] been to a concert: Only if ya count Aled Jones - I dragged my mum to Colston Hall, Bristol for that.
[ .218. ] been to another country: Spain, Turkey, Germany, France (Bleh! yuck, yuckity yuck)
[ .219. ] talked back to an adult: yeah
[ .220. ] got in a car accident: Nah
[ .221. ] broke a law: Um, I'm sure I have, but nothing major.
[ .222. ] given money to a homeless person: Yep - poor bloke in Spain
[ .223. ] tried to kill yourself: I have actually, and thought deeply about it again.
[ .224. ] cried to get out of trouble: No
[ .225. ] kissed a friend's brother or sister: Yeah, Charlotte's sister was my girlfriend.
[ .226. ] kissed a brother or sister's friend: Nope - but Cathy would have been nice to kiss...alas she's married, now
[ .227. ] dropped something on the floor that you were cooking and let someone eat it anyways: Nope, not proper chef like, that isn't.

-----Opinions-----
[ .228. ] what do you think...about pop music: It's stupid and I hate it when people call Rock Bands, Pop bands...DIFFERENCE!
[ .229. ] about boy bands: Hate them.
[ .230. ] about flag burning: Good if it's a sign of liberation America.
[ .231. ] of the war on terrorism: FUCKING GEORGE BUSH, he's should't go on about it.
[ .232. ] about suicide: It's an Escape to Peace
[ .233. ] about people who try to force their opinions on you: Stupid SCUMBAGS!!! LIAM RICHARDS!
[ .234. ] about abortion: Choice
[ .235. ] about rock/metal: Awesome!
[ .236. ] where do you think you'll be in 10 years: either dead or an Activist/Performer for the Bay Area
[ .237. ] who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: People on livejournal

----What did you do-----
[ .238. ] last birthday: I went to London for the day
[ .240. ] last weekend: Bullshit - got fatter
[ .241. ] Christmas: I went to see Nanna in Derby
[ .243. ] new year's eve: Came back down to Weston
[ .244. ] Halloween: Hosted my last ever party.
[ .245. ] Easter: I forgot that exsisted
[ .246. ] valentine's day: Got a loverly e.card from my babe, Angie

-----The Last-----
[ .247. ] thing you ate: Chilli con Carne
[ .248. ] thing you drank: Cola light
[ .249. ] thing you wore: night dress
[ .250. ] place you went: The Kitchen
[ .251. ] thing you got pierced/tattooed: Navel
[ .252. ] person you saw: my Bro
[ .253. ] person you kissed: Emily
[ .254. ] person you talked to: myself
[ .255. ] song you heard: I swear by All 4 One

-----Now-----
[ .256. ] what are you eating: Nada
[ .257. ] what are you drinking: Cola light (light sounds so much more accurate than 'diet', and that's what they call it in Spain and many other places)
[ .257. ] what are you wearing: night dres
[ .259. ] hair: tied back in bun
[ .260. ] listening to: High by Lighthouse Family (my play list's on shuffle, as always)
[ .261. ] talking to anyone: Nope.

-----Yes or no-----
[ .262. ] are you a vegetarian: No
[ .263. ] do you like cows: Alive: Yes; Dead: No
[ .264. ] are you artistic: No - ask my wives
[ .265. ] do you write poetry: Yes
[ .266. ] are you a fast runner: Yes - by the way, Angie's answer before was Hilarious.
[ .267. ] can you ski: No
[ .268. ] are you British: Yes...Unfortunately
[ .269. ] did you ever give Barbie a haircut: Yeah...only few were very good.
[ .270. ] are you straight: No...a full circle, me.
[ .271. ] are you short: *cough*Yes*cough*
[ .272. ] are you tall: No...what a stupid question...I wish I was.
[ .273. ] do you own a hot pink shirt: No, I HATE pink.
[ .274. ] how about orange pants: Gosh, they would be funky, wouldn't they? errr...No

-----Random questions-----
[ .275. ] if you could be any animal, what would you be: A monkey
[ .276. ] if you had to eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be: Squid
[ .277. ] do you remember any of your dreams: Some good sex one...Plus the nightmares
[ .278. ] do you dream in color or black and white: Colour
[ .279. ] do you admit when you need help when you have a problem: Not always
[ .280. ] can people read you like a book: Only Ant
[ .281. ] what's your biggest fear: Being killed in a really in-humane way
[ .282. ] do you talk a lot: Usually
[ .283. ] do you like spiders: Not really...not Big ones, anyway...They eat ya brains, you know that?
[ .284. ] like grape Kool-Aid: What the fuck is that?
[ .285. ] can you drive: Nope, only 15.
[ .286. ] are you spoiled: Yeah
[ .287. ] are you anti-social: Sometimes.
[ .288. ] Now that this is over, what are you going to do?: Check my journal

xeddieizzardx @ 2006-08-30T18:53:00

2006-08-30T17:52:36Z

Hey Guys,
Oh god, I think I better do some History Coursework, but I'm worried, I'm not sure if I can, it's really hard... Well, the last question is, anyway.

I'm sure my life isn't going as well as I planned it. All the things I wanna do for the future seemed to be hammered and knocked down by my mum...Seriously, I've had this since I was little - She'll say...
"Yes, you can do that"
And then a day or two later she'll say something like...
"Of course you can't, It's not possible"
And this is about moving to America!!!
And one thing why is mum always testing me trying to prove that I'm not gay she'll try the...
"God, they are ugly,aren't they?" about Green Day (because she knows that when I was 'straight' I got pissed off when she said my crushes were ugly) Even though I envy all their looks. And voices (may I add) I said
"Yeah they are, mum, But don't say that to my mate, Rosie she'll go insane" - ha ha
And the fact that she said...Billie Joe Armstrong - the person old enough to be your dad
I reply - "Yeah mum, That's all I wish he was" Because that's all I see him as.
Oh, gosh, rambling sorry, guys, you've probs heard it all before....I needed to get it out of my system.

I've been made happy, guys...Angie - the things you do with words and actions....magical, I'm speechless.
I've sent you one back babe, I wish I could have been the nice one to think of a gesture in the first place....aw.
Pam - Spank Me, I've been naughty.

ETA: I have realised I have many targets in life...one of them restoring the West's dignity...We need to help and not be cowardly to other things like Lebanon and Israel.

xeddieizzardx @ 2006-08-28T18:11:00

2006-08-28T17:11:07Z

Found out about this on Nikki's journal:

Moderately Both
You scored 67% on kinkyness and 73% on freakishness...

You are both moderately Kinky and Freakish. Good for you. You're not the creme of the crop when it comes to kink or freaks, but you know enough to get you by. Congratulations.

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on kinkyness
You scored higher than 99% on freakishness

Link: The Freakishly Kinky Test written by capricia on OkCupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

xeddieizzardx @ 2006-08-28T12:56:00

2006-08-28T11:56:14Z

Ok Guys, I have some things to get you laughing...
By the way, Phil Jupitus, Stephen Fry and Alan Davies are the best EVER!
One of the f

and another one

I'll give you links to a few more bit of 'typical' British Comedy:
QI - When Lavatories Attack
QI - Xmas

ETA:I think my journal's going to go Friends only.
Can anyone make me a Shakira friends only banner, pwetty pwetty pwetty please. I love you so much.

xeddieizzardx @ 2006-08-27T18:32:00

2006-08-27T17:32:10Z

I found out about this from Carol:
Here we go:

TYPE L
You scored 100 imagination, 37 confidence, 75 dominance, and 79 generosity!

You are a KINKY, SHY, DOMINANT lover to prefers to GIVE This means that: You like relatively kinky sex, and you have the great imagination that will always keep your partner guessing and excited! There's no getting bored with you around, you could never settle for dull sex, you want something fun and new all the time. You aren't afraid to try out anything you hear about. You might just be an intelligent lover who needs to be mentally engaged, or perhaps you have some dirty dark secret kinky desires, but either way, you're never boring. You can be a little shy in bed, so maybe this means that you'd prefer to have sex in the dark, or maybe just that you have all sorts of naughty ideas bubbling under the surface but can't quite work up the confidence to speak about most of them. Sometimes it takes you a while to speak up about what you like, and you aren't very confident in your talents but I bet your lovers would say otherwise, I'm sure your sweet nature is far more welcome than egotistical boasting. You tend to be dominant in bed, so you prefer to be the one giving the orders than taking them. Maybe you like the power, or just like controlling the pace, perhaps your partner likes to be dominanted, or maybe you get a kick out of the whole master/slave relationship, it could be something as small as liking to be on top during sex and tie up your lover to tease them, or it could be as kinky as them having to ask your permission to do anything at all. Either way, you are firm and you enjoy it! You prefer to give than receive. This makes you a very unselfish lover, devoted to the needs of your partner rather than your own. You get your pleasure from seeing them get theirs, you are a model sex partner. I'm sure plenty of people would love to have someone like you in bed with them! Remember though that if your partner gets pleasure from returning the favour it's okay to let them, they might love giving as much as you do! WE SUGGEST YOU TRY: Sharing your deepest, darkest fantasies. You and your lover might come up with some really good ideas to try out if you have a really sexy discussion about things you'd always wished you'd done. Then maybe you can make them true, or just act them out, or merely get turned on sharing them. You can take charge and make your partners dreams come true! Just get up the confidence to share, we know you have plenty of details lurking in that kinky imagination of yours!

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on imagination

You scored higher than 99% on confidence

You scored higher than 99% on dominance

You scored higher than 99% on generosity

Link: The What's your sexual style? Test written by lu-mina on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

xeddieizzardx @ 2006-08-26T18:55:00

2006-08-26T17:54:28Z

Now, guys...just a quick thing.

I just realised I don't believe I know any of your surnames...And I'm curious.
oooh!
I have one picture of me from holiday!

EEEEE! My first Juanes CD! I have then on my computer but...ya know, No computer on holiday.
I also got Mi Sangre after the photo was taken.

Yeah yeah yeah yeah...I have a big nose, a moustache...Slight upside. I'm kinda Butch and Have quite a dark tan.
Believe me it stays through-out the Winter - In England.
Yeah...I'm a Butch-loving Butch - mostly . I do like some Femmes.

Ooh! I took a picture of Crimson Slash - She's my Bass, and I do have a homosexual trist with her. a ha ha ha ha.
Just harmless fun based on the phrase I rape my Bass every night.

ok, Criticism facing time...I plucked up the courage 'cause I knew I could take it.
I just didn't wanna turn you gals off...especially when all of you are very sexy, indeed.

I'm M. Khan...Cheerio

xeddieizzardx @ 2006-08-26T09:29:00

2006-08-26T08:28:51Z

Nicked from Ant:
I'm going to tag you with a letter and you have you name 10 food which begin with that letter...And this earns you...a hug, or in some peoples' cases...a spank.

And I've been tagged my Ant with 'H'...Shouldn't be too hard *furrows brows*.
Ok, here we go:
Ham
Hamburger
Hake
Hazelnut
Honey
Hot Dog
Hard-Boiling Egg
Haddock
Humbug
Halibut (hahaha! Peter Ustinov memories, there)

Ok, So I looked in the fucking dictionary, it's a hard one.

Mis Vacaciones a España

2006-08-26T01:31:02Z

Hey guys!
So I'm here...back in England.
So as you all know(or you may not know) that I went to Spain for a fortnight for a so-called holiday; I made it a holiday with staying in more so my mum didn't constantly wanting me speak Spanish to a whole load of people who spoke Català.

Anyway, I went to:
Week One - Ciudad de València (Valencia City - in Catalan)
Week Two - Castellón or Castelló (Catalan)

Ciudad de València

The first week I stayed in Hotel Petit Palace Germanias in the centre of Valencia; Which was great because there was breakfast and Internet access! - aha! that's how I got in contact with you guys!

- Aha! My breakfast most days. Cola Cao - A weirdly refreshing chocolate drink!
- I hope I still have some left in my cupboard at home.

More Pictures!

- Derelict houses: ooh, my new hobby...abandoned places.
- See on the bottom one to the left - the old bay windows y una farmacia la abaja.

- An old abandoned electrical sub-station
- I swear once I saw an abandoned hospital place on another walk, and the electrical warning sign it had on it was exactly like Green Days' 'Warning' sign, except it was red...no pictures though...mum practically ran away from me leaving me no time. typical.
- Ah! check below for some weird device that was situated outside the sub-station.

Scary-lookin'!

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- An old defunct laboratory.                                   - Just the top of it. A tall, tall building it was...really lanky...reminds
- Look at the letters that have been taken down.       me of 'Pinky and the Brain'.

- So there's quite alot of factories and things about, all a potential death trap.

Look! another one! A warehouse this time!

Ok, what the fuck did I do here?
Well...

9th August - First Day:
We took a Tour Bus round the city to find out about all the little bits of history; It was funny because we listened through head phones on the top deck, and I kept switching through the languages: Valenciano, Castellano y Inglés. ¡jeje!
One the tour we found out about these modern buildings for Performing Arts and Science which we went to visit on the 11th;
but but but... The Performing Arts place was not finished, and I never got a picture of it...I'll find one online.
Here's the website: http://www.cac.es/cac/index.php?cac_idioma=i - be careful; names are in Valenciano which is like Catalàn (as you can see there's graves as well as accents. ugh!)

But I have some of my own pictures on the walk there and back:

- There's th Science Museum in the background to the left - they are fantastic buildings.


- Brook outside the place.

- The oceanic place down the road; Status: Half finished.

- Aha! the big big big National Spanish Shopping Court.

- Architecture galore!

And the hotel!

- Mi cama

- Down the hall way, Bathroom on the left (Everything is on the left!)
Some thing cheered me up:  I saw a drum kit training...er...thing, and it had (very weirdly) Tré Cool on the front ! ah ha ha ha...But I don't have any pictures.
And some thing shocked/saddened me: One night at a restaurant, this homeless man came up to us and held his hand out for money...he looked awful, then he went away for awhile and then he returned and he slipped over and couldn't get up...he was in such an bad state... and - oh. I wish I could have helped him.

Ooh! And there was a shop with my name!

Uh..they have green post boxes instead of the usual yellow ones.

Alcossebre, Castellón

This part of the holiday was more laid back, and we travelled up country on the local renfe train to get here. It was our own private apartment and it was the second floor...god the place is practically on the bloody marina!
uh..this is in a place next door to Alcossebre... uh, oh you want to know what it's called? you want the moooon on a stick! it's called Las Fuentes.

- That's from the apartment balcony.
'And the rest?' I hear you ask?

- Kitchen - to cook our food (sings)

- The living space...don't you think the TV would be better off in a place where you can see the view?

- Take a trip down the hall way.
- My bedroom below

Um...I didn't go out much at all. No, I stayed watching what bit of Sky was there..No Kerrang! TV, in fact all the crap music channels were available (apart from Classic FM) which is the radio I listen to every night in England.

But I did go out on the last day to check out this derelict Station masters house...you wouldn't guess the state of its interior by the outside. Mum and Dad discovered it. It's right next to the new train line, My, we saw a few trains on the trek.

I took the picture from the old railway tracks - see, loverly condition - shame about the darkness inside...if I had a torch and were wearing the right shoes, I could have explored and maybe gone upstairs - the steps were solid concrete...but we only looked up, and ah, there's a hole in the roof...sorry no pictures of inside.

Well...I hoped you liked the tour it took a long time to do!

The flights were good...
My god, for all my lesbian pals (he he you know who you are), Everyone had to be searched, and (uh!) I got searched front and back by this sexy butch Spanish women...woooo! *claps hands together excitedly*
So it was
Bristol - Valencia
Valencia - Bristol
You know, coming into England (well..not all of you have needed to suffer the damnation, jeje) you're fine until you are descending through the clouds...and they're grey, and then... the second thing you notice is...guess...what is the one thing England is known for? - The one thing that we can't stop talking about?...It's raining!

So anyway, one later thing to mention is how hot is Shakira..especially how many times I watched the Hips don't Lie video!!!
Argh!!! Jealousy, it's not fair I want HER!

Oh, ok, I'm off, guys t' *cough* do things

xeddieizzardx @ 2006-08-24T14:51:00

2006-08-24T19:05:32Z

Nicked from Pam:

1. FIRST NAME? Amber

2. ARE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Nope

3. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? Some time on holiday when I was close to strangling myself.

4. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Nah...but it could be worse.

5. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE LUNCH MEAT? Lamb

6. KIDS? No thanks, adoption is a kind act...as long as I don't act like the women in the relationship...believe me, the kid would have a bad upbringing with me.

7. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? No

8. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? Yes...this one, or is it just a mirage?

9. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Of course

10. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? yep

11. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? I suppose

12. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE CEREAL? Jordan's Country Crunch

13. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? Yep..I don't have many shoes, and even less with shoelaces.

14. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? All women are strong...plus I do many many many press-ups, and I can do them quite fast now...how's that, ladies?

15. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE ICE CREAM? I'm a Strawberry girl.

16. SHOE SIZE? Normally: 6, Converse: 4.5

17. RED OR PINK? Red

18. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVOURITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? My constant trying to prove myself that I'm god at something when I'm not.

19. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? Myself

20. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? they don't need to bother.

21. WHAT COLOUR OF PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW? Black trousers and that's it...bare feet.

22. WHO IS YOUR FAVOURITE WRITER/BOOK/MOVIE? rayne_kaiba)/Rough Guides: San Francisco & the Bay Area (there was no rule saying non-fiction books aren't allowed)/Hotel Rwanda

23. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Not listening...more watching Hotel Rwanda.

24. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE? Olive Green

25. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVOURITE SMELLS? Petrol, Spain and its girls, New Carpets, Olive Oil and Olives

26. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU SPOKE ON THE PHONE WITH? I can't remember, it's a long time ago.

27. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? Skin colour...eyes a close second.

28. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? YES! she's gorgeous too!

29. FAVOURITE DRINK? Cola Light or Coffee

30. FAVOURITE SPORT? Snooker/Pool - to play; Baseball - to watch... San Francisco Giants. BARRY BONDS!!!

31. HAIR COLOUR? Brown and Black

32. EYE COLOUR? Brown

33. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No, 20-20 vision.

34. FAVOURITE FOOD? Squid

35. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? Depends what it is; if it's based on truth I like Happy Endings.

36. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Hotel Rwanda

37. COLOUR OF SHIRT YOU ARE WEARING? Tengo la Camisa Negra (Angie might get that one)

38. WINTER OR SUMMER? Summer

39. HUGS OR KISSES? Kisses

40. FAVOURITE DESSERT? Apple Crumble

41. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? most of my LJ friends

42. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? people not on my LJ friends.

43. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? Rough Guides: San Francisco & the Bay Area.

44. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? ummm...my mouse is on a desk, not on a pad.

45. FAVOURITE SOUNDS? Choirs (tenors: I wish I sounded like them), the front door slamming shut (as my parents go out), the Mary Whitehouse Experience theme.

46. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? Didn't watch TV

47. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Beatles - Mick Jagger lost his voice for the Valladolid, España concert...bit of bad luck for him, oh well.

48. THE FURTHEST YOU'VE BEEN FROM HOME? Turkey

49. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? I think any bit of talent I thought I had, I lost this year- the awful truth is clearer, probably.

50. WHEN AND WHERE WERE YOU BORN? 10th April, 1991, George Eliot Hospital in Nuneaton, Warwickshire (pronounced Wa-rick-shire) The ending pronunciation differs around England.

Right, now I'll get on to my holiday in another post...
Ta taaaa.

xeddieizzardx @ 2006-08-08T22:54:00

2006-08-08T21:54:03Z

I'M OFF TO SPAIN, EVERYBODY! (For a fortnight)
I'm not ecstatic;
I don't wanna goooo!
The taxi picks us up at 5:00am GMT.
I can't wait 'till my holiday next year;
It won't be as samey as Spain,
America's completely different to Europe;
And bigger than Spain = More interesting.

Next Year it'll be somewhere, where I feel I belong:
San Francisco.

bibble-bobble I am the original traitor: lord whore-whore

2006-08-08T16:55:20Z

Hi guys,

I would first like you say a big big big YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! for mikeyface, tigerlily625 and argyletheme - The power of friendship, hey.

Secondly,to the two people who have been dissed recently:xcupidxstuntx and mzz_norka_cool.
I'm sorry - I wish I could have done more. I think people like that are the people that deserve to get cancer - not all the good people.

Lastly.
On notes of what I've been doing this Summer Holiday:
I've not been doing much at all; I've been stuck inside the house - there really isn't anything interesting going on around here.

I went round Ant's (phantron's) house and he showed off (I don't mean in a nasty way) on his new electric guitar, and he's a fucking amazing player - he knows loads of tricks - fucking excellent.
Then we were on the PC and he showed me all these funky and funny videos including I'm so post-modern...hahaha!

And later, we stuck some music on and had a game-o-darts...so yeah - And I won. heh, we both needed a double two in the end and I got it!!! heh, but we shook on it so it's ok.

So not much, but I'm finishing Act 1, Scene 5. I know I haven't written fics in a while, So I have...ugh...eight to complete.

ok, enjoy your day guys, I'm off to have some fish and chips...oooh, quite English - It's boring fod, don't eat it - stick to Spanish, Cal-Mex and Mexican.

xeddieizzardx @ 2006-08-06T04:18:00

2006-08-06T03:17:59Z

Tagged by mikeyface with N:

This is a twist on the Letter Meme. Instead of coming up with ten items for a certain letter, you come up with five song titles for a certain letter and explain why you picked them.

If interested then leave a comment. I'll give you a letter. You post this blurb in your journal along with your list.

Nice Guys Finish Last - Green Day

Nada Valgo Sin tu Amor - Juanes

Нас Не Догонят - T.A.T.U (What? It begins with a "N" , it's the Russian alphabet. (Nas ne dagonyat)

Ne Me Laisse Pas Seule Ici - Hotel Rwanda

No Me Lo Puedo Explicar - Tiziano Ferro

xeddieizzardx @ 2006-07-31T14:07:00

2006-07-31T13:07:12Z

Please, guys listen t' this.
*in James Mason accent* I'm going to give you something to do, right?
I want to see if you can at least catch some great comedy or comedians that I'm about to list( here we go):

The Mary Whitehouse Experience.
The Imaginatively-Titled Punt and Dennis show, (strangely enough the comedians are a Double-act called teve Punt and Hugh Dennis.
Eddie Izzard (He does films too!!!)
Rob Newman and David Baddiel.

er...any one heard of these, before?

¡Es Muy Importante!

2006-07-30T01:38:39Z

Hey Guys,
Watching Hotel Rwanda for the...er...100th time! ¡jeje!

Today I told my Uncle and my gran that I was planning on getting my hair cut Billie Joe style for the last day of school, next May. So my uncle said a comment that hurt me badly..."oh, so you want a Dyke hair cut"... oh, so what? they think lesbians are all like that? And they don't believe I could be gay. I think uncle Roger should learn to keep his mouth closed in such situations.
That phrase lead me to believe I should tell them I'm gay...Confess, as they leave tomorrow, I have written them a letter, and telling them of struggles I feel, The envelope says PLEASE! - Do not open until on the motorway or at home.

OOH!!! And I got my hair cut, quite short,...If you've seen Rob Newman, you'll understand... It's kinda similar

De one on de left (oops, it would appear I have accumulated an African accent)

Oh! one last thing...
Last night I had to send myself to sleep with some dirty thoughts so...
*Puts on cop outfit an fucks Pam to death*
P.S. Sorry no photos, My bro is old and annoying and still has no batteries for the camera

My name in M. Khan....Cheerio!

Angie-meme

2006-07-27T02:29:55Z

Doing this for your reading pleasure...

If you had your choice of any celebrity or fictional character (living or dead) who would you choose to be the following:
01. Who is your best friend? Eddie Izzard
02. Who is your mother? Billie Joe Armstrong
03. Who is your father? Mike Dirnt
04. Who is your older sibling? Younger sibling? Older: Tiziano Ferro, Younger: jo-jo
05. Who is your prom date? Adrienne Nesser
06. Who do you have a no-strings-attached one-night stand with? Cristina Scabbia
07. Who do you date for a year or two? Jessica Alba
08. Who do you marry? Adrienne!!!
09. Who is your boss? Tré Cool (gotta put him/her in somewhere)
10. Who is/are your next door neighbour(s)? Dear old mom and dad plus My boss. *cough*

Two more days of sorrow

2006-07-23T13:13:51Z

TWO.MORE.DAYS!!!

Yay! I've got two more days at school, and maybe I should skip Monday because I've had to go to school and work hard the past week when shit loads of other people have been enjoying themselves: some in Venice, and on other various school trips.
Plus people are going to Alton Towers on Monday; now, don't get me wrong, I'm not jealous, I don't wanna go; my nanna lives close to it, so every time I went up to Derby, when I was younger, I went there.

That's all I have to say, really; don't feel like any work, just poems and other such things.
Angie the poem will be here soon!
Hopefully tonight.

See ya, Guys

Edit: I've been on the Sangria again; word of warning, guys, sherbert from flying saucers and alcohol don't go together.
I head spun liek a merry-go-round!
I dunked the sherbet sweets into the sangria, and my antidote (pepsi light).
And i sipped my antidote and I ended up calling 'mum', 'bum'...jejejeje!!!!

xeddieizzardx @ 2006-07-18T23:13:00

2006-07-18T22:12:58Z

Sorry if this is rushed.
But, I just can't stop crying; I downloaded the rest of "Hotel Rwanda" because I couldn't wait until tutor time.
I've watched it from where we left off, to the end; It gets more powerful towards the end.
It's so close to the true story; Paul Rusesabagina and his wife, Tatiana are real people.
I can't stand the fact that Tatiana's brother and sister-in-law were never found.

And add insult to injury, I can't seem to cry out the Bitterness and the self-hate; and it's us...the French, US and UK.
We could have stopped it, and we still continue trading more blood for money; that's lives of fellow human beings for money.
I've had to stop crying for intervals twice because I keep feeling the disgust begging to spew from my very mouth in a vile lumpy-liquid form.

I'm running out of fluids for tears, yet the madness still resides--there-- in my heart. I was a three year old, and I carry the burden, even though it's not my burden, in theory, I carry the hurt to make up for all the other people that don't care.

Sorry it's turned into a bit of a drag, but here me out - I'm sorry, but we need YOU to stop it!
MAKE SOME NOISE

xeddieizzardx @ 2006-07-17T21:16:00

2006-07-17T20:16:03Z

So, Guys.
All's going good; my, Liam is even wanting to include me in everything today...Drama, Spanish; he was even okay at lunch.
How are you all doing?

We've been watching a video in Tutor; 'Hotel Rwanda'
It's all about the terrible fight between the Hutu's and Tutsi's.
Why the fuck did the UN leave, huh?
Why did every Caucasian leave them on one day of reckoning, and why the fuck 'we'...the US, UK and France turn a blind eye?

WOW!
God! I feel quite powerful now!
I tell my English friends words of warning: We have an idea of nasty things/Beings in the world, but we have no idea how much damage they are causing unless you use the Internet and look into it deeper.

One thing the Internet allows us to do is reach passed sensory; I learnt all this and above has I went deeper into the bush regime.
A while ago I sent out an email along with a video. May I introduce the website it came from: http://www.bushflash.com/animation.html
There's alot more where that came from.

Thanks Mr O'Dwyer for leading me to believe I could become an activist!
Edit: got <div> banners working; god for the amount of time it takes to find HTML banners.
Angie - You think you could help me look for a gay pride banner! Love ya, sweetiekins Mwaz!

xeddieizzardx @ 2006-07-10T22:21:00

2006-07-10T21:21:51Z

Hi Guys,

Jeez, Well I thought I'd had a day before when I was so unmotivated I could work...nuh uh...Today proved that theory wrong.
I was in fact so bad, I just wanted to skive to the nurse, but I didn't wanna miss anything today; but I felt totally bad, probably due to the fact I was scared shit of Liam and down as hell
from Marcus's and Daryle's conversation.

Worst thing in Drama today... Miss Denton picked our groups and characters, so I got landed with the only definite female part and with Marcus... I don't understand, we were friends and then he goes an makes that massive conversation. Anyway, I've been talking to Richard Sheppard today, And I have to print out that conversation to show him.
I wanna die!!!
Please Guys, if I don't speak for a week, please understand I'm in a better place...but without all my lovely friends.
Edit: Angie, did you reply to my email atall?...because my brother's been annoying today and switch our email servers round for no apparant reason.